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- Today, after struggling with Erectile dysfunction I finally got an erection while my wife was home,… Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off and fell right asleep. it wasn't until… Today, about 3am i wake up to dogs barking and someone banging on my door, so i go downstairs and…
- Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…