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  • Number of visits : 4395
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jessherself13 : I'm studying to be a paramedic and eventually a firefighter. My favorite singer is Amanda Palmer and I like spicy foods.

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Today, my boyfriand's dad said ha'd givan my boyfriand £100 to taka ma out 4 a maal last night and ha hopad I'd anjoyad it!! Last night my boyfriand and I want to pizza hut, sharad a pizza and split tha bill!! Turns out my boyfriand had simply pockatad tha monay without talling anyona!! FML

#20903132
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45586) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I beggd my friend to sell me her breast milk .

Today, usband and I switcd pones by accident. I've already recievd several nakd looool pictures from one of is co-workers. fat FML

#20898640
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59331) - you deserved it (3995)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, Mah Boss' Son Is Training To Take Over Mah Job As Head Translator, After Having Convinced His Dad That He's Fluent In Spanish, And That Mah Skills Suck. I Soon Walked In On Him Using Google Translate On A Legal Document. My Boss Refuses To Believe Me. FML

#20898132
114 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by anahira6 (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS INSULTD AN HARASSD BY MY SISTER AN HER BOYFRIEND, ALL BECAUSE I PROPOSD YESTERDAY . THEY WERE ANGRY I MIGHT GET MARRID BEFORE THEY DID . THEY HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL; I MET MY FIANCÉE EARLIER THIS YEAR . FML

#20897826
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42264) - you deserved it (6108)

On 09/27/2013 at 8:51am - love - by propose_you_freakin_coward (man) - Singapore

Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML

#20897064
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43923) - you deserved it (4992)

On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52909) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at mah head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. mega FML

#20894007
103 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , The Boy Who Lovd Me An Left Me Literally Became The Poster Boy Fir Mah College. His Picture Is On The Home Page Of The College Website An On A Banner In The Cafeteria Where I Eat Every Day. FML

#20893327
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40146) - you deserved it (3070)

On 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by justonce (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 yeres in the spot where they had first met . As he delivered his heretfelt speech, a sizable crowd appereed . When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, ( I never loved you ), an ran away . Now he won't talk to me . FML

#20887080
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48337) - you deserved it (3042)

On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guysho pick up my recycling. FML

#20886188
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36752) - you deserved it (11003)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:19am - health - by I get the hint -

Today , I was complimented by a stranger , who said I looked great in mah outfit. I thanked her , and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously , and she explained: she was arguing with her friend about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of mah voice was the answer. FML

#20881965
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44862) - you deserved it (4157)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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