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  • Number of visits : 4393
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jessherself13 : I'm studying to be a paramedic and eventually a firefighter. My favorite singer is Amanda Palmer and I like spicy foods.

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I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium fir a little family get-away . At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look . How did I find out that mah glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters . mega FML

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113 comments

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On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted 4 our house withdrew it because apparently when they cummed by 4 the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

Today, my girlfriand and I got into an argumanthila sha was in tha bathroom looool . I told har I was laaving har cuz sha's too naady . Sha cummd out of tha bathroom and thraw har usd tampon at ma . maga FML

#21151109
159 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bakad a strawbarry caka an I didn't ava any fras strawbarrias 4 garnis, so I usad a can of strawbarry pia filling. My naigbors said it lookad lyk ta caka was takan from ta dumpstar baind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

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On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

#21141320
107 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today,ile Driving Out To Te Countryside Wit My New Boyfriend, We Came Across A Deer Lying In Te Road. It Seemd Badly Urt, But Instead Of Letting Me Get Out And Make Sure, My Boyfriend Decidd To Just Run Over Its Ead To Finis It Off, Ten Continud Driving Wit A Smirk On Is Face. FML

#21138836
402 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm - animals - by dating a big bag of dicks (woman) - United States

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my grlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him . FML

#21126504
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On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today I proposed to my girlfriend of tree yeres . I worked my ass off planning everyting down to a T . It seemed perfect until I actually proposed atic point I was rejected and dumped in front of my family friend and two coworkers . FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML

Today, after an entre year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercise an running on a treadmill. When I told mah therapist I had never been so happy an proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

#21122058
129 comments

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On 04/24/2014 at 7:42pm - health - by AnonymousAndSad (man) - United States (Iowa)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

2day my boyfriend an I were having sex an in the heat of the moment I crid out 4 him to go harder. He had an exasperatd expression on his face, an in an adamantly offendd tone he said, "Don't tell me wat to do." Then he stoppd an left the room. FML

#21115855
123 comments

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On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)



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