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jessBeAqueen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1027
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jessBeAqueen : perfectly imperfect me...little monster...hair whipper... do I smell vodka? ....let the bodies hit the floor...say it! I'm a bird!...fifty shades of food...I love animals more than humans...inked...free bitch baby!....

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Visits<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:23am<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:51am<b>_stfu</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:06pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 6:00am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 2:53am<b>joco4</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 12:52pm<b>csjc</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:55pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 10:35pm<b>melons</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 10:08pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:36am<b>ezrocks4u</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:45pm<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:04am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:48pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:21am<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 10:59pm<b>ninjuh_wingman</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 4:20pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 8:59am<b>Abskb1</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 3:19am

Fucked!<b>csjc</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:55am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:35am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 10:22am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:00pm<b>Tenny69</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 2:14am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:06pm<b>the_rad_brad47</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:52am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 12:05am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:31am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 3:15pm

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