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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jeslog95 : This site is a perfect example of the fatal human flaw that is over-assumption.

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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32840) - you deserved it (3408)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40704) - you deserved it (4511)

On 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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