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jensen21's FML badges
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
jensen21's favorite FMLs
Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML
by IamAflyingCat / 10/22/2013 at 5:12am / United States / Animals
by Huedadaa / 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by . / 10/16/2013 at 5:05pm / United States / Money
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love
by accountnamevalid / 07/21/2013 at 12:45am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
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