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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scrapd up so I made sure to clean my wounds and puttd bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. fat FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)

Today, two of cousin sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up fir eHarmony, and paid fir 12 months." Not only do cousin think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by imnotTHATlonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful grl running in front me. Trying to impres her, I smiled an by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

2DAY I TOLD MAH DAD I WAS LEAVING TO GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP. HE LOOKD AT ME LAUGHING AN SAID ( SEE U IN A DECADE. ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, ma boyfriend was tapping on ma tig to te beat of te musicen we were driving to dinner. Wen I askd im wat e was doing e replid, "Just watcing te ripples." FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squrrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy!! FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me fir a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)



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