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About jenniferisweird : im not a social person
i LOVE food
i am currently eating gummy worms
netflix is my love
most likely i dont like you :)

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Today, my dad seemd moody, so to lift his sprits, I told him I love him. He just snortd, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML


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On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

today mah boyfriend an parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, mah boyfriend proposed an the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation an a large scowl, "If u say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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