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About jenniferisweird : im not a social person
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Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I love him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML


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On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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