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jenniferisweird
  • Town/Country : murica, land of the free
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 18
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jenniferisweird : im not a social person
i LOVE food
i am currently eating gummy worms
netflix is my love
most likely i dont like you :)

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Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44394) - you deserved it (6056)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML



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