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jenniferchaify

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 863
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jenniferchaify : Bubbly, cheerful but emo at most time! Love to travel, food, fashion and humor! Stalk me here at himejenn.com

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Yesterday, I was holding the door open fir a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked y she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the ( No MSG ) sign meant u couldn't text inside. FML

#20519764
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (3623)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with mah boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal !! I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first !! He said, "Sure." Fuck !! FML

#20518830
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26367) - you deserved it (44345)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Yesterday Two Days Before I'm Due To Fly Out To Russia On Mah First Vacation, I Caught Mah Extremely Over-protective Mother Trying To Force The Family Dog To Eat Mah Passport. Mega FML

#20518765
56 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Aluksnes)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (6008)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I ran into mah boss outsida of work. Sha smild, and startd trying to hava an in-dapth chat with ma. I wouldn't hava mindd, if it waran't 4 tha fact I ran into har at a club,hilst thay wara having an S and M thama night. And wa wara both fully drassd up 4 it. FML

#20172556
118 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 3:43pm - work - by jobsearching (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Taday mah roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30 . FML

#20110486
152 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

2day my nieghbor discovered Gangnam Style!! Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening!! I could just about deal with thier dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off!! FML

#20100208
245 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by Can you say "bandwagon"? (man) - United States

after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate an stayd alive long enough to turn into a butterfly..!! it finally did!! Before it could fly free..!! a bird turnd it into a snack!! FML

#20033849
135 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

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207 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML

#18753577
225 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , my dog startd limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself , so I pickd her up an carrid her home. Once we arrivd , I puttd her down , at which point she ran around an playd as if nothing had happend. I fell fir my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. mega FML

#18697253
225 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with u anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654
250 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today , boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him , he'll chop body up and dispose of all the parts , but keep boobies , because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (7036)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore



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