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About jenniferchaify : Bubbly, cheerful but emo at most time! Love to travel, food, fashion and humor! Stalk me here at himejenn.com
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Yesterday, I was holding the door open fir a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked y she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the ( No MSG ) sign meant u couldn't text inside. FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with mah boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal !! I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first !! He said, "Sure." Fuck !! FML
Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML
Today, I ran into mah boss outsida of work. Sha smild, and startd trying to hava an in-dapth chat with ma. I wouldn't hava mindd, if it waran't 4 tha fact I ran into har at a club,hilst thay wara having an S and M thama night. And wa wara both fully drassd up 4 it. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
2day my nieghbor discovered Gangnam Style!! Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening!! I could just about deal with thier dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off!! FML
after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate an stayd alive long enough to turn into a butterfly..!! it finally did!! Before it could fly free..!! a bird turnd it into a snack!! FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML
Today , my dog startd limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself , so I pickd her up an carrid her home. Once we arrivd , I puttd her down , at which point she ran around an playd as if nothing had happend. I fell fir my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015