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About jenamalone : I like your profile if you view mine. Trans boy, anime fan, BLARG?

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Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53110) - you deserved it (9901)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53308) - you deserved it (4552)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50903) - you deserved it (4396)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33138) - you deserved it (19473)

On 09/01/2013 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (3384)

On 08/28/2013 at 12:48am - misc - by Grandmas lost it - United States (New York)

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML


Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (3797)

On 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by couch girl - Singapore

Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51469) - you deserved it (4272)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:05am - misc - by kittybad - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53873) - you deserved it (12431)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48056) - you deserved it (6527) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/02/2013 at 7:14pm - health - by Fuperman - France (Lorraine)

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50524) - you deserved it (4186)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:20am - health - by those_allergies - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (13342)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34532) - you deserved it (25017)

On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24200) - you deserved it (4547)

On 11/30/2012 at 3:33am - work - by onlyslightly (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22225) - you deserved it (3042)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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