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About jen1682 : I'm a laid back, friendly kind of girl. I love to travel, read, have bonfires on the beach, skydive, listen to music, ride motorcycles and meet new people. I believe in appreciating what life has to offer and plan on making the best out of it while I'm here :)

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (248332) - you deserved it (32345)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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