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Today, I got the chance to speak to some of the top academics in my field. I was so hungover that I couldn't remember the title of the Masters degree I've spent two years studying for, let alone make intelligent comments. I'm pretty sure the only thing I got right was my name. FML
by could be an fml commenter / 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE / 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, it was my first day in Paris. I've been saving up for five years. It was a rainy day, but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower. On my way, I fell down a slippery set of stairs and knocked both of my front teeth out. Now, I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window. FML
by parisklutz / 10/20/2012 at 3:06am / France (Lorraine) / Health
by gmac0417 / 09/01/2012 at 2:02am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2012 at 3:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 11:47am / United States / Animals
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm / United States / Work
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…