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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1999 (16 years)
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Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, my married life pretty much consists of punching myself in the penis until my libido goes down, since my wife has physical ailments that prevent her from even wanting to have sex. FML

Today, I got fired from my nannying job because one of the mom's several boyfriends mentioned that he found me attractive. FML

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML


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On 09/15/2015 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML


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On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML


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On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML


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On 08/18/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17154) - you deserved it (35553)

On 08/17/2015 at 4:33am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML


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On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25953) - you deserved it (2663)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23086) - you deserved it (3118)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 6:29pm - misc - by Bigbaby - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 11:21pm - work - by hmdge1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

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