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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>luridz</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:01pm<b>MechanicKayla</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Gillett</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:51am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:28pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:04am<b>jaw11691</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:12pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:50am<b>origamidragon</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 10:38pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:31am<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 12:31am<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:52am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:30pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:09am<b>silkyred</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:08pm<b>xxXadza58Xxx</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:47pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:01pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:39pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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jelly_bennett's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28968) - you deserved it (4979)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30350) - you deserved it (2298)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30614) - you deserved it (9344)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

#3246317
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42361) - you deserved it (6510)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by sad_panda (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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