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by ccgundum / 02/01/2014 at 2:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Izamellayella / 11/14/2011 at 8:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by disneyworld / 02/14/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by nzkristy / 01/03/2010 at 5:59am / New Zealand (Southland) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
by laurisshnazzy / 04/07/2009 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Love
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