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  • Town/Country : Fremont, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 313
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jeffprobs : Live life to be happy, don't let others thoughts bring you. "live life like larry"-Larry the lobster

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Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (2760)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16342) - you deserved it (77454)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47515) - you deserved it (6875)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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