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  • Town/Country : Fremont, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 425
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again! FML


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On 01/01/2016 at 5:33am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML


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On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML


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