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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58842) - you deserved it (4582)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60994) - you deserved it (4850)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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