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jean87norway

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About jean87norway : It's all about random stuff.

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Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom . I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet . When I woke up and rushed back out, mah date was gone . Everyone now think I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her . FML

#21106078
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43550) - you deserved it (12767)

On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT MY THREE CLOSEST ONLINE FRIEND R THE SAME PERSON: MY OBSESSIVE EX. I MET ALL THREE BEFORE HE AND I EVEN STARTED DATING. FML

#21105963
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41184) - you deserved it (5304)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me an was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. Hishole gang had gotten mugged,hich he somehow blamed me for. FML

#21102946
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49156) - you deserved it (6069)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today... ma Game of Trones addicted grlfriend decided to name ma penis Tyrion Lannister. mega FML

#21101155
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44125) - you deserved it (7232)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I found out tat my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyrigt issues. I ave tis logo tattooed on my body. mega FML

#21100070
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (53108)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:27am - misc - by Cult (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got to spend 4 ours on a bus wit a group of selfie-taking teenagers wo spent te majority of te time trying to armonize wile singing various looool songs. I'm pretty sure alf of tem were tone deaf. FML

#21092926
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36566) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by please stop singing!!!! - United States (Florida)

yesterday an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking... and me being quite "vertically challenged..." I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs... cuddle and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
189 comments

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML

#21058095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39478) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bled so I pluggd it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fre as well. FML

#21050725
158 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today.. . mah husband and I r sick . He keeps whining about how bad he feels . I'm just as sick.. . as well as 7 months pregnant . I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked.. . cleaned.. . and gone to the store several times cuz the tissues we had were too rough on his nose . FML

#21035436
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61336) - you deserved it (8706)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML

#21027083
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (5390)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest an at the same time compliment him, I told him, ( You could do so much better, though. ) After thinking fir a moment, he replied, ( You're right, I could. Never mind, ) an walked away. FML

#21020576
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29233) - you deserved it (56475)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41905) - you deserved it (6912)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, coworkar wara bord. To solva this, thay tapd ma to a chair an trid tickling ma to daath. My boss joind in. FML

#20971859
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (4098)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States



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