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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1995 (20 years)
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About jdurfee99 : I dont do much but sit on FML all day.

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Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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