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jdurfee99
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 19
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jdurfee99 : I dont do much but sit on FML all day.

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Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60744) - you deserved it (10399)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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