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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 April 1987 (28 years)
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About jdlanam87 : Old enough but not too old. Mountains bring me closer to heaven. Music lifts my soul. Love fills my heart

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Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML


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