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Today... I was at a restaurant with mah boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine... and when the bill cummd he drunkenly yelld at the waiter... claiming it should be free... because he's in the military "fighting fir your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by so embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was at a restaurant with mah boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine... and when the bill cummd he drunkenly yelld at the waiter... claiming it should be free... because he's in the military "fighting fir your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

#20443881
207 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by so embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant!! My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddie drag his nearly-comatose carcas back home from a strip club!! FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, my boss puttd me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signd the paperwork, I was too embarrassd to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treatd fir ( dangerously low levels of dick ). FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by offtothejobcentre (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY... I WENT TO BED WITH A BRA ON. I WOKE UP WITH NO BRA ON. MY BROTHER HAD A FRIEND SLEEP OVER LAST NIGHT. I WONDER WHERE MAH BRA WENT. FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, ( I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's. ) FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with 4 the past two years . Five minutes in, he passd out on top of me from a pain pill overdose an had a mini seizure . He finally woke up an groans, "Those bastards! They confiscatd my clothes!" FML

#19966963
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On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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133 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

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281 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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166 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, a guy rang mah doorbell, yelld "Happy Halloween" an then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me . FML

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120 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

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253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Taday a highly intoxicated man cummed into mah workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. mega FML

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117 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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257 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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