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jchristine94
  • Town/Country : tacoma, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jchristine94 : I am down to earth and for the most part pretty chill. I like to have fun and make new friends! I am at times brutally honest but I try to be as nice as possible too! If you want to be get to know me hit me up on here, I'm open to conversation. (:

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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45479) - you deserved it (2981)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36489) - you deserved it (124636)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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