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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1976 (38 years)
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About jbtheone : I like reading stupid peoples problems

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Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (3723)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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