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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1976 (39 years)
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34558) - you deserved it (3988)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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