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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1976 (39 years)
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34971) - you deserved it (4020)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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