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Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain mah balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of mah bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35520) - you deserved it (9607)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out ma son was selling pot 4 pesos . We live in New Jersey and ave never planned looool on going to Mexico . FML

#21268628
118 comments

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On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

2day my friend came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they playd on my Xbox . FML

#21260159
97 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by iAmJasper - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze an was practically falling asleep at my till . He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk.. . he was just blind . Still refusing to sell him the beer.. . he started yelling at me.. . accusing me of "bieng racist against the 'blinds'" . FML

#21256123
75 comments

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On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I saw mah teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using yur phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be k if I told you I'm arranging mah father's funeral?" FML

#21256116
124 comments

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On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today I took mah daughter out driving to practice fir her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance but not the two foot wide tree.

#21255774
104 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
105 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, A Little Kid Accidentally Ran Into Me At The Pool. He Apologized By Biting Mah Leg. FML

#21251454
49 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 9:24pm - kids - by adeeri - United States (Wyoming)

TODAY,HILE UNDERGOING THE CUMBERSOME TASK OF SCREWING THE TINY SILVER BALL ONTO MY LIP PIERCING, I CLUMSILY DROPPD IT ONTO THE COUNTER AN WATCHD IT BOUNCE INTO THE TRASH CAN,HERE IT NESTLD SNUGLY INTO A USD MAXI PAD. FML

#21250852
125 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

I FOUND OUT THAT GRLFRIEND TAKES VIDEOS OF ME SLEEPING AND WATCHES THEM WITH HER FRIENDS. MEGA FML

#21250632
94 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can wit tier car . Trying to be nice, I stopped and started looool to pick it up . As I did, te owner cummed out of is ouse and cased me away wit a knife . FML

#21250496
43 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, somaona, and I still can't figura out who, switchad my shampoo with mayonnaisa. FML

#21249696
104 comments

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On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, somaona, and I still can't figura out who, switchad my shampoo with mayonnaisa. FML

#21249696
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38960) - you deserved it (3717)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)



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