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jayyvonblood
  • Town/Country : Kensington, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jayyvonblood : Welcome to the Asylum. Now admitting new patients. Where screaming is allowed and girls always get revenge...
The doors slam shut behind you, leaving you alone with the screams of other inmates echoing around you and the lights flickering above your head...
..........
There is no escape now.


Not that you'd want to escape, now, would you?

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jayyvonblood's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

#21049132
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39918) - you deserved it (3693)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18841) - you deserved it (42238)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
670 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25871) - you deserved it (37492)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

#12842541
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22164) - you deserved it (2710)

On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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