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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 208
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited... because as I came close to climaxing... I had a serious asthma attack and had toheeze 4 help. fat FML

#20975074
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (11257)

On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67260) - you deserved it (5592)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH MOM SCOLDED ME AND THREATENED TO GROUND ME FIR COMING HOME PAST MIDNIGHT. NORMALLY, IT WOULDN'T BE UNREASONABLE, EXCEPT FIR THE FACT THAT I'M 24 YEARS OLD, AND THAT MAH PARENT LIVE WITH ME, IN MAH OWN HOUSE. FML

#20677848
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51410) - you deserved it (4910)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by mammasboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Found Out That Yale Had Actually Accepted Me Seventeen Years Ago. My Mother Apparently Burned Mah Acceptance Package And Letter Because She Didn't Want Me To Upstage Her UChicago Degree. FML

Today , I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said , "I thought you died."

Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

#20070700
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (7630)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17215) - you deserved it (9640)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to te movie teatre wit ma boyfriend,en tree guys muscled over an told us to and over our pones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pusing past me an running like ell, leaving me in tears an almost aving a panic attack. FML

#19992901
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Kyyiv)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (9205)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, ma mom walkad in on ma masturbating. Sa didnt look away an wa starad at aac otar fir a wila; tan sa askad ma wat looool I wantad from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (8919)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationsip. One of my buddies said, "You're ceating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw tis and went completely nuts, not giving me a cance to explain tat "Jill" is just a eupemism 4 yur and. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (5340)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I was texting my grlfriend about cross dressing an I said, ( It would be hard fir me to conceal my weapon. ) She instantly replied, ( Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright. ) FML

#19399007
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24606) - you deserved it (6856)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:43am - intimacy - by DanteWest1000 (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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