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jarofarts

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1980 (36 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 46427
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jarofarts : i'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

jarofarts's page activity

Visits<b>kkorn051212</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 10:39pm<b>Mythorius</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 12:49pm<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 12:36pm<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:34am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 12:45am<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 11:20pm<b>bitchs_and_hoes</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 7:25pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:17pm<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Superwalkatural</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 6:08pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 5:23pm<b>dylanj0119</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:13pm<b>dcam13</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:11pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:38am<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:57am<b>Shadow1368</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:09pm<b>obnum</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:10am

Fucked!<b>Mythorius</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 6:49pm<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 7:34am<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 7:58am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:49am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:47pm

jarofarts's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jarofarts's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

by LuvShawn / 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Oregon) / Geek

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

by Lililaloose / 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm / Love

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

by elo / 12/20/2008 at 12:50am / Love