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jarofarts
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 45671
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jarofarts : i'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

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Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (59151)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8045) - you deserved it (110780)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
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I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (2457)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3916) - you deserved it (17710)

On 12/20/2008 at 12:50am - misc - by elo - Sent from mobile version



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