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by Limalia / 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML
by ohsnap / 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
by OverWorked1 / 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…