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jamiejones10
  • Town/Country : Miami, Fl
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 14
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Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41661) - you deserved it (4212)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (44824)

On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35351) - you deserved it (3144)

On 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)



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