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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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jamalamadingdong's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55104) - you deserved it (5312)

On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56466) - you deserved it (6367)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)



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