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by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
Today, my friend used my phone to tag some of my overweight Facebook friends in a weight-loss video, along with the comment "Here's some motivation, fatasses!" I was able to delete the post, but not before I got a bunch of angry messages. FML
by jwill200 / 03/08/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 17 year old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished she offered me one and it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2016 at 12:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 9:52am / United States (California) / Love
by erphy21 / 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
by Eminnis / 08/30/2015 at 11:27pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 5:09am / United States (Illinois) / Work
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