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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 963
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jad0016 : Hey all viewers of my profile!! My name is Connor and here is a little about myself. I'm into almost anything sports related. I play baseball basketball football and tennis. I am also into music. I love to play piano and guitar. When it comes to extreme stuff I'm the guy to come too. You name it cliff diving sky diving rollarcoasters its all me. I love meeting new people as well so feel free to talk to me I'm almost guaranteed to make you laugh. ;) I'm serious. If you wanna kik me my kik is connor2815 or message me on here thats cool. :)) and if your wondering about the two bottom pictures the first one is me pitching and the second one is me tackling a guy (yeah I got him don't worry) :P

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Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (3822)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44536) - you deserved it (4434)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54349) - you deserved it (12817)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (58239)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63534) - you deserved it (4950)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45128) - you deserved it (4152)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm - work - by ~~~ (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41642) - you deserved it (7511)

On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57064) - you deserved it (7366)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43411) - you deserved it (23662)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49339) - you deserved it (8118)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50647) - you deserved it (7800)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45893) - you deserved it (4351)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47232) - you deserved it (4223)

On 06/17/2014 at 1:34pm - misc - by luckycharmed (woman) - United States

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46132) - you deserved it (3135)

On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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