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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 84
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About jacqiee : I mean if you're creepin on me, you might as well hmu. Snapchat: itsjacqiee

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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (6138)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53101) - you deserved it (4123)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (242167) - you deserved it (82322)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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