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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jackaced : Still stuck between high school and college and flyin a barrel roll through the gap

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Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77779) - you deserved it (6548)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


I agree, your life sucks (64439) - you deserved it (9729)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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