About jack_jill05 : im kind of awkard, so sorry. im not really sure what to put here so here goes. i like to watch TV (i have so many favorites its ridiculous) i also really love movies, of pretty much all genres. im currently in a relationship with high school.. its complicated.. im a total band geek. i love listening to every genre of music, and i play clarient and piano in marching band. my dog is my best friend, ever. i used to live in Oklahoma, but now im back in New York, where i was orginally from. you can message me, if you want to know more or want to be friends or whatever, just dont say "hey" or "youre pretty" be creative or im not going to respond. also, dont make it weird. also, the place it says i live is supposed to read 'urine sample'. Chandler from FRIENDS said it, if you didnt know that you should just leave. like seriously leave right now. may the force be with you.
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by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
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by problems / 10/18/2014 at 11:03pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I was replaced in the symphony I play in. I play the clarinet, and a standard symphony only uses two, so getting into one can be quite competitive. My conductor's reasoning? "I was sure you were going to college." I never mentioned college to him, other than saying I wasn't going. FML
by Ozomulsion / 09/08/2014 at 1:53am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
by We raised that fool / 08/06/2014 at 9:21am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
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