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by RyoKioKio / 10/24/2014 at 3:26pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML
by badprofessor / 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm / United States (New York) / Work
by immature / 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/18/2014 at 11:38am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Money
Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/18/2014 at 3:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
by HappilyNeverAfter / 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by KayEffEh / 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
by he's not the one going to hell / 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm / Australia / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/08/2014 at 6:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
by fastfoodslave / 09/06/2014 at 2:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…