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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was at my ex-girlfriends house, whom I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her cell, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
by LAME / 02/23/2009 at 3:09am / United States (California) / Love
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