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Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML


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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML


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On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML


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On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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