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izzybd
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1758
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.

I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)

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Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2204)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
153 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
148 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
113 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
180 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
364 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
355 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

#16896925
159 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
162 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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