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izzy117

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About izzy117 : I enjoy FML's only because they make me feel better about my life :) I'm a cool guy message me if you'd like.

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Today, mah boyfriend calld me in teres, convincd that he found me in a porn video online!! It wasn't me!! And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too startd crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am!! FML

#21243572
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49500) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriand and I dacidad to losa our virginity. Wan a saw blood, a panickad and startad crying, convincad tat a was blaading out. FML

#21242605
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49101) - you deserved it (6175)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday I Puttd On A Porno, Trying To Unwind After A Bad Day. 10 Minutes In, I Was So Pissd Off With The Girl Constantly Repeating "You Like That? Yeah?" And The Cameraman's Obsession With The Guy's Asscrack That I Startd Yelling At The Screen. Now I'm More Stressd Than Ever. Mega FML

#21232670
101 comments

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On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

TODAY... I FINALLY FELT READY FOR INTIMACY WITH MAH BOYFRIEND... AN I SENT HIM A SEXY PICTURE OF MYSELF TOPLESS. HE TEXTED BACK... "EWWWWW." FML

#21232655
128 comments

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On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, mah friend started his frst day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent an saying ( merde ) whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, an I'm still as single as ever. FML

#21150394
87 comments

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On 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by thankssiren (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , In The Middle Of Mah Boyfriend Finally Giving Me An Orgasm , I Had An Anxiety Attack,hich Causd Him To Have An Attack Of His Own . I Guess There Is Such A Thing As Having Too Much In Common With Yur Partner . FML

#21146226
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51879) - you deserved it (6859)

On 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our ands togeter, palm to palm. I can bend te tips of my fingers over looool ers,ic apparently surprised er because se commented, "Hu, so big ands AREN'T related to penis size." mega FML

#21101616
116 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, My Husband And I Had Some Bath Time To Ourselves. After Having Sex, He Decidd To Puttd Bath Salts In My Virginia To Spice Things Up 4 The Next Round. It's Been Twenty Minutes Out Of The Bath And It Still Feels Like There R Pop Rocks In My Vagina. FML

#21101391
205 comments

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On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah boyfriand that I'm bisaxual. Ha dumpad ma cuz apparantly now thara is ( too much compatition ). FML

#21081103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43533) - you deserved it (12912)

On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them fir mah boyfriend!! I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie!! FML

#21068474
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48390) - you deserved it (7508)

On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, My New Neighbor Asked If I Could Keep My Dog From Yapping During The Evenings, Cuz It Kept Him Awake Last Night. I Don't Have A Dog, But I Apologized Anyway. I Didn't Have The Heret To Admit That Those Are The Sound My Girlfriend Makes During Sex. FML

#21023843
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49234) - you deserved it (7605)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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