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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12264
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 5:44pm<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:40am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:50pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:51am<b>kjblack</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:26pm<b>MegasaurusRex89</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:20pm<b>noobsatin</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:47pm<b>sanchitgoyal</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:30pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Haley_bear</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:33am

Fucked!<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:04am<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:26am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:26am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40352) - you deserved it (1785)

On 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm - intimacy - by Lady Vulva of the Redwater (woman) -

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (1652)

On 09/18/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by allergies (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by mother teresa was a cunt (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (1365)

On 09/15/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Stairs? Noooooo - United States (California)

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML


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On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, I accidentally came across a video of my parents on an amateur porn site. FML


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On 09/14/2015 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Motherf*cker - United States

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML


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On 09/14/2015 at 1:17am - love - by thisiswhyimsingle - United States (Missouri)

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