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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15991
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. I don't check my messages often so don't trust on fast reply. I'm also taken and faithful.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>cacheson</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 6:11pm<b>jairolover</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 11:54pm<b>jvarcoe</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 11:12pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 1:22am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:04am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 2:00am<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 3:03pm<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:22pm<b>KappaTrappa</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 7:47am<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 2:57pm<b>gladdy1991</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 7:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:11pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:34am<b>ajk168</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 4:42am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:37am<b>TheHcwalker</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:34pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:58am<b>liz_e_7</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:24am

Fucked!<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 8:04am<b>gladdy1991</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 1:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 7:11pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 9:34am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:04am<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 6:52am<b>Zach_Puncake</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 6:45am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:40pm<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:21pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 4:50am<b>leowoman</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:36am<b>Maldy</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:15pm<b>pags06</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:58am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:46am<b>tompom331</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:35am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:05am<b>satya94</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 9:17pm

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

by emancipate me / 05/15/2016 at 3:59pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.

Today, I got the wristbands in the mail for a music festival in a month and a half. This is my first time going to an event like this and I got overzealous and put it on. Now it's locked tightly on my wrist. I checked online after and it said not to put it on before you arrive at the event. FML

Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 10:26am / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Animals

Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I went to work expecting praise for working overtime last night after taking a client to the hospital. Instead, I got suspended without pay for working unapproved overtime. FML

by jackroarrr / 05/12/2016 at 1:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML

by jasonvanr / 05/10/2016 at 4:19am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work

Today, some people in my class here in New Zealand found out that I'm from Canada, then spent the rest of the period asking if I had a pet moose and whether or not I lived in an igloo. They were completely genuine questions. FML

by nootnoot / 05/10/2016 at 2:33am / New Zealand (Gisborne) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was helping a customer find some shoes. When I brought her a size, she got a phone call. I motioned to the shoes and mouthed, "Bigger size" so I didn't interrupt her. She yelled, "Give me a fucking minute," and stormed out. About 5 minutes later, I realized she'd stolen the shoes. FML

by Saxicolous / 05/08/2016 at 8:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

by wearingashirtatthepool / 05/08/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

by Alex / 05/08/2016 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out he's jealous because he thinks she's hot, and wishes he was the one sleeping with her. FML

by seriouslydad / 05/08/2016 at 9:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML

by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to my nosy, interfering, clingy, no-concept-of-personal-space mom that I'm not okay with her moving into my new house, or the same neighborhood, or even the same goddamn state as me when I get married next week. FML

by kill me / 05/06/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous