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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12232
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

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Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 5:44pm<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:40am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:50pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:51am<b>kjblack</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:26pm<b>MegasaurusRex89</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:20pm<b>noobsatin</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:47pm<b>sanchitgoyal</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:30pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Haley_bear</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:33am

Fucked!<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:04am<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:26am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:26am

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Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex in the day and a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22357) - you deserved it (1439)

On 10/05/2015 at 8:23pm - work - by Doublescrewed (man) -

Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (1257)

On 10/05/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by urbantrashcan (woman) - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23749) - you deserved it (2044)

On 10/04/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by dead man walking? (man) - United States

Today, I woke up in the elevator of my apartment building in the middle of the night, without my keys, phone, or shoes. Turns out I have been sleepwalking. FML

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (7754)

On 10/03/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by xxx - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23704) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Nick Pat (man) -

Today, a bible toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22826) - you deserved it (3399)

On 09/29/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by itisobviouseinstein - United States (New York)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (8524)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (2088)

On 09/29/2015 at 4:33am - health - by hunchbackofnotredamn (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23007) - you deserved it (1804)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/26/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by JT (man) - Luxembourg

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22940) - you deserved it (3721)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (2198)

On 09/26/2015 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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