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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12291
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - 22 hours ago<b>MoDDbest</b> - yesterday at 6:22pm<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:40am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:50pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:51am<b>kjblack</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:26pm<b>MegasaurusRex89</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:20pm<b>noobsatin</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:47pm<b>sanchitgoyal</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:30pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Haley_bear</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:59pm

Fucked!<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:04am<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:26am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:26am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7278)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41406) - you deserved it (3154)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42752) - you deserved it (8848)

On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42160) - you deserved it (3130)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss sent me a Word document that he wanted me to make into a PowerPoint presentation for him. It was a set of proposals for the board of directors about cost-saving options. The third option was to eliminate my position in the company. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31471) - you deserved it (2040)

On 12/28/2014 at 8:56am - work - by HALIFAAA (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (3218)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38376) - you deserved it (2803)

On 12/27/2014 at 11:54am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17997) - you deserved it (51522)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30834) - you deserved it (3978)

On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42514) - you deserved it (4955)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36719) - you deserved it (4175)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (6419)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34562) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (5131)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

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