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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15428
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. I don't check my messages often so don't trust on fast reply. I'm also taken and faithful.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:22pm<b>KappaTrappa</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 7:47am<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 2:57pm<b>gladdy1991</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 7:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:11pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:34am<b>ajk168</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 4:42am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:04am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:37am<b>TheHcwalker</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:34pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:58am<b>liz_e_7</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:24am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:38am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 3:03pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:02pm<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 3:42pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:55am<b>Daniel_A_Bass</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:53am

Fucked!<b>gladdy1991</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 1:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 7:11pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 9:34am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:04am<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 6:52am<b>Zach_Puncake</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 6:45am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:40pm<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:21pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 4:50am<b>leowoman</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:36am<b>Maldy</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:15pm<b>pags06</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:58am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:46am<b>tompom331</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:35am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:05am<b>satya94</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 9:17pm<b>DataRomance</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 7:30pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2015 at 11:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML

by FMe / 05/04/2015 at 10:49am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

by double trouble / 05/04/2015 at 12:04am / Love

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:58am / Finland / Work

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

by Upside-Down Sleeper. / 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2015 at 5:59am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 10:08pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML