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izzie321

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14595
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. I don't check my messages often so don't trust on fast reply. I'm also taken and faithful.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:37am<b>TheHcwalker</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:34pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:58am<b>liz_e_7</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:24am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:38am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 3:03pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:02pm<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 3:42pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:55am<b>Daniel_A_Bass</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:53am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:10pm<b>nathy_p_rojas</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 3:25pm<b>satya94</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 3:37pm<b>SoliDSt33L</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:56pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:15am<b>Tatush_</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 8:30pm<b>tay_arredondo</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 2:18pm<b>PHP</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 4:02pm

Fucked!<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 6:52am<b>Zach_Puncake</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 6:45am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:40pm<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:21pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 4:50am<b>leowoman</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:36am<b>Maldy</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:15pm<b>pags06</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:58am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:46am<b>tompom331</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:35am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:05am<b>satya94</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 9:17pm<b>DataRomance</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 7:30pm<b>LoneAlaskan</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 4:10pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 1:27pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 1:21pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 12:34pm

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate used my PC without asking. Long story short, it's now infected with ransomware. The dissertation I've been working on for months is now encrypted, along with all the backups on my second hard drive. Now I have to pay the hackers $1,500 to get the decryption key. FML

by Anonymous / 03/19/2016 at 8:30am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML

by Off to Canada / 03/16/2016 at 3:48am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous

Today, a student came out to me, saying that she thinks she's gay. This has happened several times since I have taught here, which made me wonder why they were comfortable telling me. Turns out being a single, childless woman of my age screams "lesbian" to this particular community. I'm not. FML

by phalangesenfuego / 03/10/2016 at 9:07am / United States (Washington) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love

Today, my alarm clock, which was set to play a certain radio station didn't go off. Turns out, yesterday was their 10th anniversary and also the end of their station. I didn't wake up to the white noise until 9. The interview I had spent 3 months preparing for was at 7. FML

by pohoon / 03/09/2016 at 2:40pm / United States (California) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I received a full tuition scholarship to my ideal university in the mail. This would be perfect, except I sent an email to the college 2 days earlier, informing them that I couldn't attend because of financial concerns. FML

by AllyK_shawol / 03/09/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (Georgia) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML

by socknotes / 03/08/2016 at 11:02pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Work

Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML

by shart / 03/08/2016 at 9:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, my co-worker and I got into an argument. It ended with him threatening me to roll my balls with a paint roller until they looked like "fresh, popping doughs". FML

by ReComatosed242 / 03/08/2016 at 7:29pm / Bahamas / Work

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying 2 minutes of my life. FML

by Xandriajoy10 / 03/08/2016 at 6:56am / Australia / Animals

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML

by erptwerp / 03/07/2016 at 11:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 1:58am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

by Baegel / 03/01/2016 at 8:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous