Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (one hour ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12301
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:58am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:22pm<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:40am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:50pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:51am<b>kjblack</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:26pm<b>MegasaurusRex89</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:20pm<b>noobsatin</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:47pm<b>sanchitgoyal</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:30pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Haley_bear</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:59pm

Fucked!<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:04am<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:26am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:26am

izzie321's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of izzie321's badges

izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12440) - you deserved it (29198)

On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22841) - you deserved it (1408)

On 10/24/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by need my own place (man) - United States

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22147) - you deserved it (6777)

On 10/24/2015 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my bio teacher decided to put a plant in his classroom, and I'm allergic to it. Apparently, my hives and runny nose aren't enough to convince him to get rid of it. FML

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you deserved it (2017)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26715) - you deserved it (3221)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24342) - you deserved it (7407)

On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23344) - you deserved it (16275)

On 10/17/2015 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Peter Steele love (woman) - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22103) - you deserved it (1383)

On 10/15/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22816) - you deserved it (1891)

On 10/15/2015 at 2:24am - misc - by cookie_lover_xx - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29868) - you deserved it (5312)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (2707)

On 10/12/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by ok cool - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (1513)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11778) - you deserved it (41082)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: