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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12275
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

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Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 5:44pm<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:40am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:50pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:51am<b>kjblack</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:26pm<b>MegasaurusRex89</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:20pm<b>noobsatin</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:47pm<b>sanchitgoyal</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:30pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Haley_bear</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:33am

Fucked!<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:04am<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:53am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:26am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:26am

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Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18544) - you deserved it (1466)

On 11/08/2015 at 5:03am - animals - by Geemeisters - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML


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On 11/06/2015 at 4:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20500) - you deserved it (2332)

On 11/05/2015 at 10:31am - misc - by GoldenSteve - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML


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On 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML


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On 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm - misc - by 2pale - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fired from my job a week before I started my new position in a different area of the company. My supervisor found out I was going to be making more money than her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26037) - you deserved it (1459)

On 10/29/2015 at 6:20am - work - by cpizzle12 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25943) - you deserved it (1621)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate our 4-year anniversary with a shadow box I had made for her of our memories over the years. I left her house single, with a small bag of "breakup candy." FML

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Leyla (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML


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On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by need my own place (man) - United States

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22145) - you deserved it (6777)

On 10/24/2015 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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