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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15245
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. I don't check my messages often so don't trust on fast reply. I'm also taken and faithful.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>KappaTrappa</b> - 13 minutes ago<b>srinivasawesum</b> - 17 hours ago<b>gladdy1991</b> - yesterday at 7:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:11pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:34am<b>ajk168</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 4:42am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:04am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:37am<b>TheHcwalker</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:34pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:58am<b>liz_e_7</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:24am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:38am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 3:03pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:02pm<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 3:42pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:55am<b>Daniel_A_Bass</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:53am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:10pm

Fucked!<b>gladdy1991</b> - yesterday at 1:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 7:11pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 9:34am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:04am<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 6:52am<b>Zach_Puncake</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 6:45am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:40pm<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:21pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 4:50am<b>leowoman</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:36am<b>Maldy</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:15pm<b>pags06</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:58am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:46am<b>tompom331</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:35am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:05am<b>satya94</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 9:17pm<b>DataRomance</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 7:30pm

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML

by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML

by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love

Today, my blind date started with, "I am required by law to tell you this: I am a registered sex offender." FML

by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML

by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

by 404 justice not found / 04/21/2016 at 3:15pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting in line with my 4-year-old son, I had to awkwardly apologize to an African-American gentleman and explain to my son that the man was not made out of chocolate. FML

by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML

by Bloody Nose / 04/16/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

by Hairy Cheek / 04/15/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

by farmingman / 04/14/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appears and says, "Go on, tell them!" FML

by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous