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izzie321

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8493
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Hello!😊 My name is Izzie (Short for Isabella) 👑 I did MMA👊 for awhile, I do track, ride horses 🐴, and I play both Playstation and Xbox, but I prefer Playstation. Livin easy on the east coast 👌. I love my best friend, Mary Jane 💚😉 I get pissed off easily so don't fuck with me😈. I'm bisexual and my kik is "boxerlola". NO NUDES. I REPEAT, NO NUDES. Don't molext me. That's not ok.

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Fucked!<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:03am<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:26am<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:02am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:41pm<b>pgmonster</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:05am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:52am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:34am<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:26pm<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:07am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:58pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:40pm<b>kooljac702</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 1:02pm<b>byramzd</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 4:55am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 2:22pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 2:37am<b>Matheo</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 10:53pm<b>MegaHavok</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 2:26pm

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29586) - you deserved it (5202)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

#21397871
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28358) - you deserved it (2113)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:31am - kids - by ireallylikecats - United States

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

#21397382
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28914) - you deserved it (2526)

On 04/21/2015 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

#21397058
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30265) - you deserved it (1910)

On 04/20/2015 at 8:16pm - health - by Phabia - United States (Iowa)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (2888)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (2913)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (9989)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

#21395531
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (2471)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:57am - misc - by assault and imnotracistbuttery (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30594) - you deserved it (1955)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

#21395300
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (3406)

On 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

#21395232
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33144) - you deserved it (3401)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (3663)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML



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