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Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I realized ow amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everyting from te noise of juice to pure blissful climax over te pone to usband . He came; I finised putting laundry away . FML

#20955991
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On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

Today,ile taking an order over te pone for te customer at work, I began to ear sligt moans. Te moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was acieved and I looool realized I was being used for pone sex. FML

#20955245
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On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, an I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML

#20929195
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On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I got a call from ma daugter’s scool today!! Se ad been telling te teacer, looool ( I ave a uge boner!! ) Apparently, some of te kids at scool told er it meant 'eadace an se's been saying it all day!! FML

#20928358
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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake bellyhen we have sex. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by U_U (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take mah boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

#20924645
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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink . FML

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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today at work as a cashier I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye an said ( Nice melons. ) FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML

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On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML

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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today I wore a bikini to te lake wit my parents. I didn't know tat my back was covered in bruises an ended up aving to awkwardly explain to my parents tat I am not in an abusive relationsip; te bruises cummed from te sex I ad last nigt. FML

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On 08/05/2013 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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