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itsguicho
  • Town/Country : Avon Park, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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