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Today,hile my boyfriend and I were getting intimate , he called me "Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39718) - you deserved it (3042)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY I FELT MANLY . I SPENT ALMOST TE ENTIRE DAY PEELING PAINT POWER SANDING AN APPLYING SPACKLE 4 MA GRANDMA . STRUTTING WIT MASCULINITY I EADED 4 TE SOWER ONLY TO LET OUT A WOMANLY YELP AT A SPIDER ANGING AT EYE LEVEL AROUND A CORNER . MANLINESS GONE . FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today My Boyfriend And I Were Getting Eated And E Started To Go Down On Me. In Excitement I Accidentally Drove A Knee Into Is Face. No Amount Of Fondling Is Diddlestick Made Im Forgive Me For Is Bloody Nose And Swollen Eye. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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