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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About itscourtneybetch : Don't ever try to judge me dude. You don't know what the fuck i've been through.

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Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

#21058991
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I agree, your life sucks (48770) - you deserved it (17754)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37073) - you deserved it (4466)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59985) - you deserved it (3685)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)



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